Hello sir/madam you have been specially selected for a free cruise in the S.S. Failboat.
Yes the all famous Failboat has reached Deviant Art and will stay until all of the recipients of this letter are aboard but that won't be a problem because we're not only giving you this cruise for free, we're forcing you on the boat as well!
As you are aboard the Fail deck you may notice a few pedophiles and boy are there a lot of them! And in the cafe we have nothing but people just like you!
Your room(s) are at the lowest of luxury of course because we want you, yes that's right you, to have the worst time of your life on this cruise. Not to mention the pillows feel like a bag of dicks! We hope you never sleep again you bastard.
We also have the worst food that you have ever tasted made by the lovely chef wannabes we found on Wikipedia! Not to mention the amazing view of the Anti-n00b sea where we will throw you out on for you to suffer.
We hope you send this invitation a reply, and if not we have men in coats that will make you come aboard our cruise.
~Fail Captain Jones
Also this is chain letter, copy and paste until you feel safe :3